by Drivtaan, Starsky Hutch 76, Libbylawrence, Brian K. Asbury, Blackwolf247, Comickook and Martin Maenza
An accident causes Brainiac of the Legion of Doom to become Pulsar Stargroove, rhythmic leader of the Legion of Funk! But as the Legion dominates the music charts, strange events happen all over the country. Another team of super-villains with a weakness for fruit pies form together as the Host of Badness! Meanwhile, the Super Friends welcome Apache Chief to their number, and the Teen Titans lose their memories! Will all these threads come together to form one coherent plot? Not at all! That’s why we called in Drivtaan to wrap it all up in the form of an ultimate musical showdown — a battle of the bands! You don’t want to miss this bizarre and peculiar attempt at humor by the Five Earths writers!
The Zoo Crew is a team of Earth-C’s greatest super-heroes — its only super-heroes. But what if there existed a world in which Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew had chosen to be villains instead? Visit Earth-Reverse-C, the dark mirror world ruled by the Dark Menagerie, the most feared — and most powerful — super-villains of all! And they aim to stay in power, even if it means a pre-emptive strike on their goody-goody doubles. But as they invade Earth-C, they soon learn the hard way that the Zoo Crew’s greatest assets are their friends. Guest starring Just’a Lotta Animals, a heroic version of Doctor Hoot, and the Siren Belle, with a guest appearance by the Inferior Five!
If you think being a Continuity Cop is easy, just watch as Jonni DC’s life is made a living hell when she goes toe-to-toe with the original continuity nightmare himself: Ambush Bug! Guest starring Superman (and a bunch of other characters that shouldn’t be in this story), and introducing a new generation of Bizarros — Bizarro No. 2, Bizarro-Ambush Bug, and Bizarro-Cheeks the Toy Wonder!