Category Archives: Humor

For all humor stories (a la Plop!) that don’t fit into the continuity on any of the Earths.

Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: Crisis from Earth-L, Prologue: A Gruesome Twosome

by Comickook Return to chapter list Earth-L: Ever since the dark days of the Second World War, the world of Earth-L — Earth-Looney — had been under the faithful protection of that first and mightiest assemblage of anthropomorphic animal super-heroes — the Looney Society of Toomerica. The purposes of this team were threefold: to battle . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew

by T Campbell and Comickook, with Doc Quantum
Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
The Zoo Crew is a team of Earth-C’s greatest super-heroes — its only super-heroes. But what if there existed a world in which Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew had chosen to be villains instead? Visit Earth-Reverse-C, the dark mirror world ruled by the Dark Menagerie, the most feared — and most powerful — super-villains of all! And they aim to stay in power, even if it means a pre-emptive strike on their goody-goody doubles. But as they invade Earth-C, they soon learn the hard way that the Zoo Crew’s greatest assets are their friends. Guest starring Just’a Lotta Animals, a heroic version of Doctor Hoot, and the Siren Belle, with a guest appearance by the Inferior Five!

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 13: The Wrap-Up

by Comickook and T Campbell Return to chapter list Ultra-Rabbit audibly gulped and then, before any of the heroes could pounce on him, burrowed into the ground like a supersonic, diamond-tipped drill. He spun his way through the reinforced floor of the Z-Building, emerged outside, and zoomed into the air like a silver comet. “After . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 12: Animal Impulses

by T Campbell Return to chapter list In the fourth dimension, Samantha Drake shook her head. “Well, ah thought it was goin’ to be hours before you could raise your purty li’l head, Rubberduck,” she said. Rubberduck was up and flexing his flexible joints, and seemed to have returned to the green of health within . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 11: The Interrogation

by T Campbell Return to chapter list Earth-C: The Iron Pig’s blows to Big Cheese’s throat had finally rendered the giant mouse unconscious and shrinking rapidly. As soon as he was small enough to carry, the Pig removed him from the Z-Building lawn. Toting Cheese over his shoulder, the Pig briefly looked up to the . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 10: Turning the Tables

by Comickook Return to chapter list Having leaped through the portal to the fourth dimension after Alley-Kat-Abra, Captain Carrot instead found himself smack dab in the middle of the Z-Building on Earth-C. Before he could make sense out of the unexpected diversion, which he suspected may have been caused by one of Katastrophe’s blasts, he . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 9: See Your Other Self

by T Campbell Return to chapter list Earth-C: Fastback was running… …and running and running and running and running… …and it was clear he wasn’t going to be fast enough. As he rocketed through the rainforest, Fantastidrake was always right behind him, always throwing green fists or star-spangled power blasts in his way, and it . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 8: Return to the Fourth Dimension

by T Campbell Return to chapter list At Sting Sting Prison, the Siren Belle sucked in deep breaths. Rova Barkitt massaged her forepaws. “How much more power is it going to take, dahlings? We aren’t hydroelectric plants, here, you know.” “We’re done,” murmured Doctor Hoot of Earth-Reverse-C. “But I’d advise waiting a bit.” “Yeah,” continued . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 7: Dreams and Schemes

by Comickook Return to chapter list “It’s finally opening up!” Zap-Panda shouted as she and her fellow Just’a Lotta Animals members, along with Captain Carrot and Alley-Kat Abra, approached the other end of the inter-dimensional portal that was meant to take them from Earth-C-Minus to Earth-C. However, as the eleven heroes emerged from the portal, . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 6: Ambush at Sting Sting

by Comickook and T Campbell Return to chapter list In the labyrinthine halls of Sting Sting Prison, nestled in the heart of Gnu York state, a trio of unlikely allies — Rubberduck, Yankee Poodle, and the Earth-Reverse-C Doctor Hoot — navigated the twists and turns with a sense of purpose. Their destination? The infamous Zoo . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 5: Round Two

by T Campbell Return to chapter list Twenty seconds earlier, at the Z-Building on Earth-C, Fastback served out his famous spicy gumbo to Chester Cheese and himself, then gave the rest of the steaming pot to Pig-Iron, who tipped it back and started guzzling. “So whaddaya think about th’ world sitchewashun, Chet?” Timmy-Joe Terrapin asked, . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 4: Sometimes Things Go Wrong

by T Campbell Return to chapter list Earth-Reverse-C: Even super-animals needed to sleep, sooner or later. Ultra-Rabbit and Katastrophe were sleeping now. Ultra (who never called himself Roger or Rodney anymore, not even in his thoughts) had his arms around Katastrophe, in a gesture about as tender as gestures on Earth-Reverse-C ever got. His nose . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 3: Calling in Reinforcements

by T Campbell and Comickook Return to chapter list “You’re seriously suggesting this,” repeated Rova Barkitt. Yankee Poodle’s tone was not welcoming. “Yeah,” said her old friend Byrd Rentals, a bit more hesitantly. “This doesn’t have anything to do with her being an attractive female, especially one of the avian persuasion… dah-ling?” Rova was serious, . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 2: The Invasion Begins

by T Campbell and Comickook Return to chapter list Sixty minutes before the invasion, the signal alert had sounded, and Pig-Iron had grumbled into his quadruple-decker sandwich. Pig-Iron hated to leave a refrigerator unfinished. Forty minutes before the invasion, Byrd Rentals had faked a tantrum, squawking and cursing in what he proudly decided was his . . .

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Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Chapter 1: Unexpected Visitors

by T Campbell, Doc Quantum and Comickook Return to chapter list Earth-C: It was raining in Los Antelopes that morning, hard, driving rain that turned hills to mudslides, ricocheted off city streets, and put directors on their cell phones to cancel shootings for the day. Alley-Kat-Abra walked the streets, drawing her cape and hood around . . .

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