Plop! A Post-Apocalyptic Christmas Travesty
by Drivtaan 
Several years after the Third Great War devastated the world, a scavenger is inspired by an old Christmas book to bring joy to children as a post-apocalyptic Saint Nicholas! But when a herd of telepathic mutant red deer trick him into helping them take over the world, it’s up to Santa Claus — thawed out of suspended animation — and his Krampus Squad to save the day!
Plop! A Post-Apocalyptic Christmas Travesty, Chapter 2: Here Comes Santa Claus
by Drivtaan Return to chapter list Snich was beginning to discover a flaw in his plan after watching the first few houses he had visited. The children got to enjoy none of the whiskey he had left for them; that enjoyment was stolen by the adults in their lives. “Don’t they understand the whiskey isn’t . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .Plop! A Post-Apocalyptic Christmas Travesty, Chapter 1: A Visit from Snich
by Drivtaan Return to chapter list What was once Namur, Belgium, sometime after the Third Great War: Something within the pile of rags began to stir. A grease-stained hand emerged, and cracked, filthy nails scratched against the concrete floor. Like a phantom rising from the grave, the rags shifted and rose until they revealed themselves . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .Secret Files: Galaxo Movie Studios Presents…
by Doc Quantum 
When Galaxo Movie Studios is given an ultimatum to produce a pilot episode for a Junior Justice League OptiTiVi show, Jolax puts his neck on the line to do just that! The only problem is that he knows of no such kid-sized JLA in the Multiverse to film for the new opti-show! His faithful assistant Mya must save him by scouring the dimensions for a solution, and it may just take a Christmas miracle to pull it off!
Secret Files: Galaxo Movie Studios Presents… Chapter 2: Trade Secret
by Doc Quantum Return to chapter list True to her word, Mya soon found exactly what Jolax was looking for. Unlike the much-older Jolax, who loved technology but didn’t understand it, the younger Mya had grown up surrounded by devices of all kinds and was unafraid of making a few adjustments to technology whenever there . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .Secret Files: Galaxo Movie Studios Presents… Chapter 1: A Junior Justice League
by Doc Quantum Return to chapter list The Galaxo Movie Studios on the other-dimensional world of Thraxx, a few years ago: “Well, Jolax? You’ve got my attention for the next ten minutes, so let’s hear it. Mya mentioned you have a great new show — a new dynamic concept in the works, if you will.” . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .Plop! A Christmas Travesty
by Drivtaan
It’s mere hours until Santa Claus must begin his Christmas Eve journey delivering presents all around the world, and all the reindeer are sick! Who should come to the rescue? Why, none other than Ambush Bug! No, seriously.
Plop! A Christmas Travesty, Chapter 2: No Witnesses
by Drivtaan Return to chapter list Flash forward to Christmas Day: “I said I was sorry,” Ambush Bug says. “What more do you want?” “Sorry? Sorry?!” Santa is livid. “15,396 reported kidnappings in one night… ‘I’m sorry’ doesn’t cover that.” Ambush Bug tugs on his antennae. “You told me no witnesses.” “You moron,” Mrs. Claus . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .Plop! A Christmas Travesty, Chapter 1: Reader’s Choice
by Drivtaan Return to chapter list Santa Claus is at his wit’s end. Christmas Eve is less than a day away, and every reindeer at the North Pole is in the infirmary. “Mrs. Claus,” he says to his wife, “what are we going to do?” “I wish you wouldn’t do that,” she says as she . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes
by Drivtaan, Starsky Hutch 76, Libbylawrence, Brian K. Asbury, Blackwolf247, Comickook and Martin Maenza 
An accident causes Brainiac of the Legion of Doom to become Pulsar Stargroove, rhythmic leader of the Legion of Funk! But as the Legion dominates the music charts, strange events happen all over the country. Another team of super-villains with a weakness for fruit pies form together as the Host of Badness! Meanwhile, the Super Friends welcome Apache Chief to their number, and the Teen Titans lose their memories! Will all these threads come together to form one coherent plot? Not at all! That’s why we called in Drivtaan to wrap it all up in the form of an ultimate musical showdown — a battle of the bands! You don’t want to miss this bizarre and peculiar attempt at humor by the Five Earths writers!
DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Epilogue: Plot Holes
by Drivtaan Return to chapter list Somewhere beyond space and time, a collection of beings gather. They are the shapers of worlds, the authors of destinies, the givers of life; they are known as the Quintessence. Their garments are varied, and their appearances are obscured by ethereal mists. Draw close and listen as these godlike . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 8: And the Winner Is
by Drivtaan Return to chapter list The Super Friends seem a little hesitant as they take their place in front of the judges. Off to the side, several members of the Legion of Funk are snickering, and even the Teen Titans aren’t looking at their mentors with much hope. Green Lantern adjusts the microphone in . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 7: Battle of the Bands
by Drivtaan Return to chapter list Being the current writer allows me certain bits of information that the characters wouldn’t know, so to move this story along, I give Snapper the location of the Legion of Doom’s… er… I mean the Legion of Funk’s secret headquarters and send him on his way. And lest you . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 6: Drivtaan’s Master Plan
by Drivtaan Return to chapter list I blink and find the Teen Titans staring at me. “Sorry about that,” I apologize. “My mind seems to have wandered for a bit.” “For a bit?” Aqualad says. “You’ve been standing there with that blank look on your face for almost ten months!” “Really?” I ask. “It seems . . .
This entry was posted in Earth-12 on .DC Universe: Something Wacky This Way Comes, Chapter 5: The Beginning of the End
by Drivtaan Return to chapter list So, I’m in a large, stark-white room that’s as empty as a blank page. The big question, of course, is where the heck am I? There are no doors, and I don’t see any windows, yet I get the feeling that someone, or several someones (hopefully), is following everything . . .
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