Category Archives: Humor

For all humor stories (a la Plop!) that don’t fit into the continuity on any of the Earths.

Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew: Times Past: The Return of A.C.R.O.S.T.I.C.

by SacredScribe
Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
Super-heroes deserve a day off just like the rest of us, don’t they? Well, tell that to Doctor Hoot and the all-new, all-different A.C.R.O.S.T.I.C. as this group of super-villains shows up to spoil the Zoo Crew’s much-deserved beach break! But how can Captain Carrot and the others put a stop to Hoot’s plan when he discovers the secret switch that can turn off the super-heroes’ powers altogether?

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Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew: Times Past: The Return of A.C.R.O.S.T.I.C., Chapter 2: Declawed

by SacredScribe Return to chapter list As the battle began heating up, Captain Carrot finally made his appearance as he leaped into the fray, clad in his yellow, red, and green heroic costume. “Relax, bolt-brain,” the Captain told Pig-Iron. “I’ll have you free in a jiffy.” As he began to dig Pig-Iron out at super-speed, he . . .

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Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew: Times Past: The Return of A.C.R.O.S.T.I.C., Chapter 1: Beach Bunnies

by SacredScribe Return to chapter list It was a warm, sunny day in Southern Califurnia. The sky was clear, the breeze cool, the sand hot, and the bikini-clad beach bunnies bouncing along the boardwalk positively incinerating. Four members of the Zoo Crew — Pig-Iron, and three others in their secret identities: Byrd Rentals, Rova Barkitt, . . .

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Lotta Species Heroes: The Other Dark Meat

by Drivtaan
Lotta Species Heroes: The Five Earths Project
The greatest super-heroes of the thirtieth century, Lotta Species Heroes, realize they must take action when the dreaded Pork Circle makes its attempt to take over the galaxy! And who better than Star Boar to infiltrate the swinish group? Witness the rise and fall of the dreaded Pork Circle!

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants

by Doc Quantum, Comickook, Drivtaan, Philip-Todd Franklin, Blackwolf247 and Cassie Foxx, with T Campbell
DC Universe: They Might Be Giants: The Five Earths Project
Giants roam the earth once more, but the Zoo Crew is nowhere to be found! When the world’s resident super-team is away during an emergency, who do you call in but — the Farm Team? But this group of new and forgotten heroes will have more to deal with than mere giants when they stumble upon a plot from another dimension to take over Earth-C! Introducing Ducktor Quackum, Comic-coo-coo, the Plaid Porcupine, Commander Fowl, Firefox, and their friends and allies, the Outhyders — Black Lightning Bug, Stink Bomber, Where Wolf, and Block Wolf!

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants, Epilogue: Duck in Time

by Doc Quantum Return to chapter list Quackum Labs, Albatross, USA: “You know, boys and girls, we ought to do this again sometime,” said Quackum as they all sat around a large table enjoying pizza ordered from Donkey-Nose Pizza, along with drinks of Pupsi (the Koala Cola company had generously offered to provide the heroes . . .

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants, Chapter 8: Witchie-Poo

by Philip-Todd Franklin, Drivtaan, Cassie Foxx, Blackwolf247 and Comickook Return to chapter list As the back of the mini-jet opened, Commander Fowl quickly jumped out the open way and curled up into a tight ball for a few moments, enjoying the feeling of freedom as he fell toward the ground. After a few seconds, the . . .

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants, Chapter 7: Storming the Castle

by Drivtaan, Cassie Foxx, Comickook, Doc Quantum and Blackwolf247 Return to chapter list “Well,” the Plaid Porcupine said, “since Grandma always told me it was impolite to stare, why don’t we get this fight started? Once these losers are taken care of, we can get down to some serious world-saving.” Lemur glanced over at the . . .

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants, Chapter 6: World’s Furriest

by Blackwolf247, T Campbell, Comickook and Cassie Foxx Return to chapter list “Wudchuck Kudchuk here, reporting live from New Yak City. The news has taken a strange turn today following the recent outbreaks of giantism. We know now that, while the Zoo Crew are elsewhere, this great nation of ours seems to have a new . . .

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants, Chapter 5: Duck, Duck, Goose

by Blackwolf247 and Comickook Return to chapter list “Thing is, Duck,” Black Lightning Bug was saying to Ducktor Quackum, master scientist and legendary crime-fighting hero, “the Black Lightning Bug and his posse… well, we street, and on the street we can feel the beat that is fleet and neat, so keeping it real to the . . .

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants, Chapter 4: An Equalizer

by Drivtaan, Comickook and Doc Quantum Return to chapter list “What do you want me to do?” Comic-coo-coo asked. “How’s your ink supply?” said the Plaid Porcupine. “It’s recharged. Why?” The Plaid Porcupine smiled. “I want you to draw me a door.” The avian hero shook his head as he pulled out his pen and . . .

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants, Chapter 3: Enter the Villains

by Doc Quantum, Comickook, Philip-Todd Franklin and Drivtaan Return to chapter list In a darkened room somewhere, a darkened figure spoke very dark language to darkened minions. It was, well… dark. You get the picture. “Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Those fools!” the darkened figure laughed, watching the events in Albatross and New Yak on two screens. “While we . . .

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants, Chapter 2: New Yak Giants

by Blackwolf247, Cassie Foxx, Doc Quantum and Comickook Return to chapter list Deep within the caverns of New Yak, Gnu York, the city that never sleeps (except at night), a gathering of heroes was transpiring. Black Lightning Bug, the blue, gold, and black-clad feline hero and his new best friend, the containment-suit-clad skunk known as . . .

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DC Universe: They Might Be Giants, Chapter 1: When the Zoo Crew’s Away

by Doc Quantum, Comickook, Drivtaan and Philip-Todd Franklin Return to chapter list The city of Albatross: The skyline of the city was quiet. Wild birds flew over the tall skyscrapers in the downtown core, while civilized birds found themselves stuck in their cars in traffic jams down on the street, their subconscious minds wistfully longing . . .

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Teen Titans: The Identity Thief

by Blackwolf247
Teen Titans: The Five Earths Project
The Teen Titans have to figure out why they’re losing their memories before none of them can remember who they are! But who are the two rival villains seeking to use the Titans as their pawns, and what role does Lex Luthor play in this story? Guest starring the Flash and Aquaman!

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