Category Archives: Humor

For all humor stories (a la Plop!) that don’t fit into the continuity on any of the Earths.

Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew: The Dark Side of the Crew, Prologue: The Nasty Menagerie

by Comickook and T Campbell Return to chapter list In the far-flung universe of Earth-Reverse-C, a dark mirror version of the Earth-C we all know and love, stood an ominous-looking building in the heart of Follywood, Califurnia. Within that foreboding edifice’s walls, a laboratory hummed with the energy of a thousand secrets. And at its . . .

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Plop! Conversations of Doom

by Martin Maenza and Starsky Hutch 76
Plop! The Five Earths Project
What happens when Solomon Grundy and Bizarro — the two stupidest members of the Legion of Doom — sit next to each other for too long? Conversations of Doom, that’s what.

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Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew: Times Past: Song of the Siren Belle

by Comickook and T Campbell
Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
The Zoo Crew meets their newest foe: the Siren Belle! And since she has the power to control the minds of all males listening to her sing, it’s up to Alley-Kat-Abra and Yankee Poodle to stop her crime spree! But can these two Zoo Crewers stop fighting like cats and dogs long enough to work together?

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Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew: Times Past: Song of the Siren Belle, Epilogue: Resolutions

by Comickook Return to chapter list In her softly lit hospital room, Alley-Kat-Abra lay recuperating. The bruises from her tussle with the mind-controlled Rubberduck were as vivid as the city lights at night, but her spirit remained unbroken. Hovering above her, emitting a healing glow, was Magic Wanda, her trusty wand and companion. Wanda: “Look, . . .

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Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew: Times Past: Song of the Siren Belle, Chapter 3: One-Note Wonder

by Comickook and T Campbell Return to chapter list Elsewhere in Mew Orleans, the Siren Belle darted into her dimly lit lair, having narrowly escaped the clutches of Alley-Kat-Abra and Yankee Poodle, who were still tangled up in a tussle with CFRP-One the last time she saw them. Samantha Drake, as she was known before . . .

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Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew: Times Past: Song of the Siren Belle, Chapter 2: The Multi-Critter

by T Campbell and Comickook Return to chapter list If you had been looking out over the docks about ten minutes later, you would have seen a black cat, a white poodle, and a blue tortoise shell float overhead at nearly sixty miles per hour. You wouldn’t have been able to hear their words, but . . .

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Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew: Times Past: Song of the Siren Belle, Chapter 1: Fickle Wanda

by T Campbell and Comickook Return to chapter list Webbed feet walked on air, not quite touching the river. Samantha Drake, the Siren Belle, shivered. Even with her powers, it was a long walk, and of course one had to dress appropriately for the party; but there was the boat, up ahead. The Steamboat Hatchez . . .

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Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew: Times Past: Song of the Siren Belle, Prologue: A Mighty Fine Debut

by Comickook and T Campbell Return to chapter list In the heart of Mew Orleans, where the jazz was smoky and the gumbo was hotter than a rhino’s backside, there was a duck. Oh, but she wasn’t just any ordinary duck — she was a tall, stunning beauty only twenty-three years of age, with yellow . . .

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Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam: Wand and Wanda

by CSyphrett
Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam
The trial of Fat Kat, kingpin of crime, is about to begin, with stoolie Matt Mouser a chief witness against him. Is it any wonder that Fat Kat wants him and his alter ego Ala-Kat-Zam dead and has hired Feline Faust to do the deed? Good thing the Zoo Crew’s Alley-Kat-Abra is around to watch Matt’s back!

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Plop! A Day in the Life of the Crisis

by Doc Quantum
Plop! The Five Earths Project
When a large group of second-string characters gather in the same place, each told that they would find something they sought under a looming black cloud by the mysterious Wolf-Man of Earth-Prime, they can’t help but begin to wonder if they’ve been set up. And just how many ways can Immortal Man die, anyway?

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Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam: Screaming Wheels

by CSyphrett
Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam
When gigantic metal-rimmed wheels begin destroying buildings and even whole neighborhoods, Matt Mouser, alias the wizard hero Ala-Kat-Zam, steps in to find out why. But can he find the proof linking the destruction to the crime lord Fat Kat before the screaming wheels leave him in the dust?

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Super-Team Family: Goose Egg Hour

by Steed703 and Doc Quantum
Super-Team Family: The Five Earths Project
Buddy Baker is just out shopping with his wife when a giant frog attacks Los Angeles! And who should come to his aid but a walking, talking turtle? Will any member of his team even believe his story long enough to help them stop the menace of Frogzilla in its tracks? Don’t miss this titanic team-up of Animal Man and Guy Gardner of the Conglomerate of Earth-One, and Fastback and Yankee Poodle of the Zoo Crew of Earth-C!

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Super-Team Family: Goose Egg Hour, Chapter 2: Piggyback Ride

by Steed703 and Doc Quantum Return to chapter list Los Angeles, Earth-One: A green-glowing figure, rocketing through the air at incredible speed, came to a stop on the Los Angeles rooftop where Buddy Baker had been waiting. “All right, Baker,” said Guy Gardner, doing an unintentional impression of John Wayne. “Where’s this giant fr–?” SWAK! . . .

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Super-Team Family: Goose Egg Hour, Chapter 1: Talking Poodle

by Steed703 and Doc Quantum Return to chapter list Los Angeles, Earth-One, July, 1986: Buddy Baker was passing the time window-shopping at a store with his wife Ellen, having left the kids with neighbors for the day. Suddenly, she turned to him and said, “You know, sometimes I stop and think how crazy it is . . .

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Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam: Matt Mouser and the Magic Wand

by CSyphrett
Matt Mouser, Ala-Kat-Zam
Matt Mouser is nothing more than a stool pigeon on the run from thugs working for the criminal kingpin Fat Kat. That is, until he discovers a magical wand that can do almost anything he wishes it to. Using it, he becomes the super-hero known as Ala-Kat-Zam. But is even the power of the wand enough to keep him safe?

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